ROCK OF AGES UNIVERSITY
OFFICE OF THE REGISTRAR: GOD has spoken ..."train and send forth my servants..." Beginning in September we will be offering an M.A. in tele-evangelism.
Curriculum:
Presentation: includes voice training...shouting, whining, crying, whispering, pleading...as well as body language...the bowed head, the outstreched arms, the constant movement (excitement)...and an invitation to be "saved" that will draw hundreds...
Finacial Planning: raising money...developing a "spiel" that bring tears as well as money...exploring all the venues...books, prayer hankies, personal letters, vials of water from the Jordan...remember there untapped millions out there...
Private Life: enjoying the fruits...big homes, luxury cars, trips abroad...nepotism-put your whole family on the payroll, including your dog...
The Media: your best friend...you become a star...publish a newspaper...write a book...send out press releases...hold news conferences...the sky's the limit...
REQUREMENTS: FINANCIAL: lots of money...remember you will make it all back the first year...
EDUCATION: spell your name correctly...speak in full sentences...remedial classes are available to meet these requirements...
